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The Pirate Captain is a human maritime pirate that appeared in the online web comic Turner Endgame.

History
The Pirate Captain launched a sneak attack on the Turner Vessel Absolution and stole Alexa, with intentions to use her intelligence to win the Pirate of the Year competition, the winner being whoever can plunder the most. When Ted Turner came to Alexa's rescue, the Pirate Captain heavily injured him and then threw him down the garbage chute. While Turner was in the garbage chute, he encountered slaves of the Pirate Captain known as the Pirate Captain's crew. The latter helped upgrade his visor OS from AT&T Unix to Ubuntu and also revealed that the Pirate Captain had a weakness on his neck. When Turner returned to the Pirate Captain, he decapitated him using a fork, thus killing him.